{"id":452,"date":"2026-02-06T17:00:08","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T16:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/?p=452"},"modified":"2026-03-03T12:03:58","modified_gmt":"2026-03-03T11:03:58","slug":"entendu-au-monoprix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/2026\/02\/06\/entendu-au-monoprix\/","title":{"rendered":"Entendu au Monoprix"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><a href=\"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/monoprix_caisses_20260206-scaled.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-imagelightbox=\"0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-455\" src=\"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/monoprix_caisses_20260206-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/monoprix_caisses_20260206-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/monoprix_caisses_20260206-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/monoprix_caisses_20260206-1240x930.jpg 1240w, https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/monoprix_caisses_20260206-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/monoprix_caisses_20260206-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/monoprix_caisses_20260206-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/h1>\n<h2>\u00ab\u00a0Oui c\u2019est trop bizarre, elle \u00e9tait en train de parler. \u00bb<\/h2>\n<h2>\u00ab\u00a0La carte est muette. \u00bb<\/h2>\n<p>Vendredi 6 f\u00e9vrier 2026, 17h, caisses du Monoprix, Nation, Paris, 20e. Une cliente dans la queue, puis la caissi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Oui c\u2019est trop bizarre, elle \u00e9tait en train de parler. \u00bb \u00ab\u00a0La carte est muette. \u00bb Vendredi 6 f\u00e9vrier 2026, 17h, caisses du Monoprix, Nation, Paris, 20e. Une cliente dans la queue, puis la caissi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[104,91],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entendu-2","tag-magasin","tag-mots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":615,"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions\/615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jlggb.net\/blog10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}